Shorts Dimensions
*Refer to the chart and graphic below as a guide only, as dimensions may vary by ~ 0.5" due to manual measuring.*
bottoms
Absolutely Ridiculous
bottoms
Absolutely Ridiculous
bottoms
Absolutely Ridiculous
bottoms
Absolutely Ridiculous
bottoms
Absolutely Ridiculous
bottoms
Absolutely Ridiculous
Not just another pair of shorts...
FEEL THE DIFFERENCE
Obsessively designed for the way you actually move.
We recommend ordering one size up from your normal size. 5" average inseam.
The difference is obvious the second you pick them up. We approached these like premium fashion, not team merch. The fabric, weight, construction, fit, trims, and finishing were all developed to create a noticeably more elevated short.
Yes. They’re built around the way athletes actually move, but designed to look just as good away from the field. Train in them. Travel in them. Live in them.
This is where you’ll notice the biggest difference. The fabric has a substantial, premium hand-feel while remaining comfortable, breathable and performance-ready. Less “uniform short.” More luxury performance apparel.
Yes, but not cheap-light. We wanted the comfort and breathability of performance apparel with enough substance that they drape and feel like a premium garment.
If all you care about is having shorts, probably not. If you care about fit, materials, details, and how something feels when you put it on, you’ll understand these immediately and want to throw away any others you have.
Confidence
Stand out, play freely & make the game your own. When you look good, you feel good... You can go ahead & fill in the rest.
Premium Quality
From the obsessive art by X, to the craftsmanship and attention to detail, these shorts have a substantial and premium feel.
Artist Designed
Everything is treated as a true unique piece of art meant to allow different players to express themselves on the field.
Player Engineered
Originally engineered, tested, and continually improved by the world's best athletes who perform at the highest level.
