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Grandma's Wallpaper Shorts

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*Recommend ordering one size up from your normal.

Grandma is wild with this one...

The Grandma's Wallpaper shorts are intentionally designed as a streamlined fit meant to sit above the knee for a performance-inspired look.

We suggest sizing up one size than you normally wear on these shorts. They're the 1st we've ever made, and they're about 1 size smaller than normal in length.

Built for movement, comfort, and everyday performance. Lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you comfortable through training, practice, warmups, or whatever the day brings.

Designed with an athletic fit that moves naturally without feeling restrictive.
While we do recommend sizing up, you can also refer to the dimensions above for more details.

Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low or air dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over graphics or logos.

Designed for training, practice, warmups, and everyday athletic wear.

Grandma's Wallpaper Shorts
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Not just another pair of shorts...

FEEL THE DIFFERENCE

Obsessively designed for the way you actually move.

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We recommend ordering one size up from your normal size. 5" average inseam.

The difference is obvious the second you pick them up. We approached these like premium fashion, not team merch. The fabric, weight, construction, fit, trims, and finishing were all developed to create a noticeably more elevated short.

Yes. They’re built around the way athletes actually move, but designed to look just as good away from the field. Train in them. Travel in them. Live in them.

This is where you’ll notice the biggest difference. The fabric has a substantial, premium hand-feel while remaining comfortable, breathable and performance-ready. Less “uniform short.” More luxury performance apparel.

Yes, but not cheap-light. We wanted the comfort and breathability of performance apparel with enough substance that they drape and feel like a premium garment.

If all you care about is having shorts, probably not. If you care about fit, materials, details, and how something feels when you put it on, you’ll understand these immediately and want to throw away any others you have.

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Confidence

Stand out, play freely & make the game your own. When you look good, you feel good... You can go ahead & fill in the rest.

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Premium Quality

From the obsessive art by X, to the craftsmanship and attention to detail, these shorts have a substantial and premium feel.

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Artist Designed

Everything is treated as a true unique piece of art meant to allow different players to express themselves on the field.

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Player Engineered

Originally engineered, tested, and continually improved by the world's best athletes who perform at the highest level.

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Customer Reviews

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Michele Leadbetter
Good quality but short.

Great fabric quality and fun pattern. Very short!! Inseam is small. Order a size up!

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Joseph Fox
Love them.

Easily our favorite shorts! Looks amazing and great for casual wear or workouts.

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Judah Beck
Good

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