2024 holiday preview

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new releases

The debut of batting gloves, the first sliding mitt stockings, and the Electric Elly sliding mitt.

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available now

Grab what you didn’t throughout the year just in time for the holidays.

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beloved restocks

Favorites like Gingerbread, Abominable, and A Mean One are back this season along with some of our all-time bestsellers.

new releases

batting gloves

is almost over

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Over two years of development and collaboration with Jazz Chisholm, batting gloves are one of the most anticipated new works of art from Absolutely Ridiculous and its visionary founder, X.

The result is unnecessary luxury, but we believe in obsessing the details to create finer things. Our batting gloves are the perfect gift for athletes who deserve only the best.

Designs releasing this holiday season:
• Strawberry Ice Cream
• Miami Ice Ice Cream
• Pushin' P Whiteout 

Youth sizing coming Spring 2025.

electric elly

"the fastest man alive" and stolen base king, elly de la cruz

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Don't blink.

The fastest player to steal 60 bases and hit 25 home runs in a season. The fastest player to reach 100 stolen bases and 100 extra-base hits. If you ask Elly how fast he is, which ✘ did, he considers himself “𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒏 𝑨𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆.”

Crafted for the most electric baserunners in the game.

Standard / youth sizing.  

sliding mitt stockings

your mantle will thank you

Sliding mitts hung by the chimney with care in hopes the big guy will fill them.

Absolutely Ridiculous sliding mitts supersized for the first time in three designs:
• Gingerbread
• A Mean One
• Miami Ice Ice Cream

available now

best sellers

We’ve restocked many of your Absolutely Ridiculous favorites from throughout 2024 to be ready for holiday shopping.

Standard and Youth sizes are available while supplies last.

strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove
strawberry | ice cream glove

strawberry | ice cream glove

$379.00
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove
Bible Glove

Bible Glove

$379.00
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove
pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove

pushin' p tan waffle | ice cream glove

$379.00
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove
chocolate | ice cream glove

chocolate | ice cream glove

$379.00
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt

a mean one sliding mitt

$85.00
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt

abominable snowman sliding mitt

$85.00
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt

gingerbread man sliding mitt

$85.00
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt
electric elly sliding mitt

electric elly sliding mitt

$85.00
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard
a mean one elbow guard

a mean one elbow guard

$85.00
a mean one leg guard
a mean one leg guard
a mean one leg guard
a mean one leg guard
a mean one leg guard
a mean one leg guard
a mean one leg guard
a mean one leg guard
a mean one leg guard
a mean one leg guard

a mean one leg guard

$95.00
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard
gingerbread man leg guard

gingerbread man leg guard

$95.00
gingerbread man elbow guard
gingerbread man elbow guard
gingerbread man elbow guard
gingerbread man elbow guard
gingerbread man elbow guard
gingerbread man elbow guard
gingerbread man elbow guard
gingerbread man elbow guard

gingerbread man elbow guard

$85.00
bottomland camo X.1 hat | official mossy oak collab
bottomland camo X.1 hat | official mossy oak collab
bottomland camo X.1 hat | official mossy oak collab
bottomland camo X.1 hat | official mossy oak collab
bottomland camo X.1 hat | official mossy oak collab
bottomland camo X.1 hat | official mossy oak collab
bottomland camo X.1 hat | official mossy oak collab
bottomland camo X.1 hat | official mossy oak collab

bottomland camo X.1 hat | official mossy oak collab

$50.00
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1
south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1

south beach pickleball paddle | model x.1

$225.00
resurrection football grip sleeve
resurrection football grip sleeve
resurrection football grip sleeve
resurrection football grip sleeve
resurrection football grip sleeve
resurrection football grip sleeve
resurrection football grip sleeve
resurrection football grip sleeve

resurrection football grip sleeve

$35.00
it's showtime football grip sleeve
it's showtime football grip sleeve
it's showtime football grip sleeve
it's showtime football grip sleeve
it's showtime football grip sleeve
it's showtime football grip sleeve
it's showtime football grip sleeve
it's showtime football grip sleeve

it's showtime football grip sleeve

$35.00
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop
glove loop

glove loop

$15.00
pushin' p ice cream scented baseball glove conditioner
pushin' p ice cream scented baseball glove conditioner

pushin' p ice cream scented baseball glove conditioner

$13.99
blackout hat
blackout hat
blackout hat
blackout hat
blackout hat
blackout hat
blackout hat
blackout hat

blackout hat

$50.00
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt
miami ice handmade leather belt

miami ice handmade leather belt

$125.00
miami ice sleeve
miami ice sleeve
miami ice sleeve
miami ice sleeve
miami ice sleeve
miami ice sleeve
miami ice sleeve
miami ice sleeve

miami ice sleeve

$35.00
pushin' p ice cream sleeve
pushin' p ice cream sleeve
pushin' p ice cream sleeve
pushin' p ice cream sleeve
pushin' p ice cream sleeve
pushin' p ice cream sleeve
pushin' p ice cream sleeve
pushin' p ice cream sleeve

pushin' p ice cream sleeve

$35.00
strawberry ice cream sleeve
strawberry ice cream sleeve
strawberry ice cream sleeve
strawberry ice cream sleeve

strawberry ice cream sleeve

$35.00

beloved restocks

the wait is over...

Some Absolutely Ridiculous icons are back for the holidays. Don’t miss when these hit the virtual shelves.

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gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt
gingerbread man sliding mitt

gingerbread man sliding mitt

a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt
a mean one sliding mitt

a mean one sliding mitt

abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt
abominable snowman sliding mitt

abominable snowman sliding mitt

strawberry ice cream sliding mitt
strawberry ice cream sliding mitt