beige shorts with a floral and bird pattern on a hanger against a white background
beige colored shorts with a floral and bird pattern on a white background
Circular patch with 'absolutely ridculous' branding on the background of the grandma's wallpaper shorts with red and green elements.
embroidery of the word 'absolutely' with red flowers and green branches behind the embroidery
Close-up of a fabric with floral patterns and the brand name 'Ridiculous' embroidered.
Close-up of a silver clasp on a black cord against the textured beige shorts with green branches and a red flower
Textile with crane and floral design, featuring the 'aria' tag.
Textile with crane and floral pattern on the cream background
Textile with crane and floral pattern on a beige background

grandma's wallpaper shorts

Regular price $45.00
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22 in stock

grandma's wallpaper shorts 5" average inseam

Grandma is wild with this one...

For a more comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up as these shorts will still sit slightly above the knee.  

The Grandma's Wallpaper shorts are intentionally designed as a streamlined fit meant to sit above the knee for a performance-inspired look.

Refer to fit guide for exact measurements at the bottom of the product page.

in the details

Designed with a double-layered premium 100% polyester mesh for comfort, structure, and confidence. 

From the vibrant red blossoms, to the illustrated details in every stitch, the Grandma's Wallpaper shorts blend the charm of vintage home décor with reliable performance, featuring floral patterns in the design, like it was lifted straight from the living room wall. 

Care Instructions: 

Warm machine wash with like colors
Dry without delay
Do not soak
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Do not wash with jeans
Do not iron directly on print
Cool iron

 

Absolutely Ridiculous WarrantyWe stand behind every stitch.All Absolutely Ridiculous shorts are covered by a 1-year limited warranty against manufacturing defects in materials and craftsmanship. That means if something wasn’t made right, we’ll make it right.

This warranty applies only to the original purchaser who purchased direct from Absolutely Ridiculous and not a 3rd party or outside retailer, and does not cover damage caused by normal wear and tear, misuse, accidents, or improper care (including washing and drying outside of recommended instructions).We built these to last, and we stand by them just as proudly as you wear them.

Every claim is carefully reviewed by our quality team for approval.

Our CommitmentIf we got something wrong in how these were made, that’s on us, and we’ll make it right.If it’s normal wear, we’ll still do our best to make sure you’re taken care of because it's the right thing to do and we care about our team.Every warranty claim helps us make future releases even better. That’s how we keep pushing the standard of Premium Sports Fashion...  the Absolutely Ridiculous way

Standard Shipping  from Nashville, TN.

Ready-to-ship orders are fulfilled within 5–7 business days before handoff to USPS or UPS.

During high-volume drops and peak seasons, fulfillment may extend up to 7-10 business days.

Tracking is provided as soon as your order ships.

Returns 

New and unused items in their original packaging are eligible for exchange or refund within 30 days of delivery. Return Portal Link

View our full Shipping & Returns Policy for further details.

Absolutely Ridiculous protective gear is not covered under a standard warranty given the nature of their use. However, unique cases involving material or craftsmanship defects will be reviewed individually. Returns & exchanges applicable only in the event of a verified defect in craftsmanship.

Built for performance, our protective gear warranty does not cover normal wear, scratches, impact damage, misuse or any purchases from unauthorized sources.

If you believe your item falls under warranty, please submit a request in our Claims Portal. Once submitted, our team will review it promptly.

Our Guarantee

All Absolutely Ridiculous gloves are under a 1-year warranty covering defects in materials and craftsmanship for purchases made directly from Absolutely Ridiculous.

Normal wear, fading over time, cosmetic damage, misuse, heat/steam treatment, or products from unauthorized sellers are not covered by warranty.

Handmade Details: Each pro-quality glove is crafted from Kip Leather. Because each detail in every glove is individually tanned, pressed, and assembled, subtle variations in color, stamping, foiling, and embroidery are natural. No two gloves are identical, making each piece a finely crafted work of art.

If you believe your item falls under the 1-year warranty, please submit a request in our Claims Portal. The portal will guide you through the next steps, and our team will review your request promptly.

For any additional questions, please review our Full Warranty Policy or contact:  team@ariagloves.com

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Brynn Brown

Arrived on time. Love doing business with you!

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Brynn Brown

Grandson loves them

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Landon Weatherby
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Brynn Brown

Arrived on time. Love doing business with you!

B
Brynn Brown

Grandson loves them

L
Landon Weatherby
𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣

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